Thursday, June 09, 2005

CrochetMyCrotch.com

'If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Gee, my life would be perfect if ONLY I had a crocheted vulva?" -- and who hasn't -- then this is the place for you. Now you can have your very own CROCHETED VULVA!



Welcome to CrochetMyCrotch.com, home of the crocheted vulva (also erroneously called the crocheted vagina). Each one is handmade, crocheted by me, and unique. Like snowflakes. But better, and more vagina-ey.'

7 comments:

ClickNathan said...

I've got one of those.

It was nice at first but you wouldn't believe the amount of lube necessary to keep that thing happy.

God and then the demanding, unrelentless yearning it's always putting out there "Come here and prove to me that I'm the only crocheted vulva in your life..." blah blah blah blah blah.

dawn said...

Nathan, I'm laughing so much that my husband had to question what I was reading...

Olivia, we do owe you many thanks for scouring the internet and finding the best vulva insprired textiles.

We could certainly use these as party favors for our vulva themed sleepover.

Now if we could only find a vulva pillow.

sauceruney said...

vagina-ey?

I suppose that's better than cli-terrific...

Blue said...

OMG! Ya’ll have me laughing to so hard. What a great way to end the week! Thanks :)

Olivia, Great job! I love the little piercing you added… priceless

funkyjunkie said...

holy s**t ... do you have a pattern for that!?!? i must be putting my crochet talents (ahem) to better use.

that reminds me, i was telling blue not long ago that the pendant on the cover of the July Art Jewelry magazine looks much like a (shhhh) vulva ...

http://www.artjewelrymag.com/

Creatrix (aka Jennifer) said...

there is no doubt in my mind that is a vulva, funkyjunkie! :) too cool.

olivia, thank you! i can now have that piercing i always wanted without the pain. yay! :)

Cait said...

I'm done crocheting baby booties and afghans. From now on, it's vulvas all around. Can't you just see some expectant mother opening a shower gift and finding one of those? Great post, O. I think we should all chip in and buy Nathan some crocheted vulva ear muffs!