Saturday, April 23, 2005

Are you a real woman?

Last time I checked I thought I could be pretty sure of the answer to this one. However, I came across these criteria which seem to disqualify me.

5 comments:

Patia said...

Gag.

Here's MY definition of a real woman:

A real woman defines herself.

funkyjunkie said...

*behaves like a lady*

so, i guess all that burping and farting are out ... damn.

Creatrix (aka Jennifer) said...

Wow, that site even incorporates my favorite word...chastity. Okay, sarcasm aside, here's my rendition:

A Real Woman...
She's the reason behind this poem
The one who struggles to be kind
even when others force her essence
into limits, boundaries, definitions

Rori said...

Eep.

That is scary.

Blue said...

Does that mean ass-kicking is out?

But, That's my favorite part :)